but denied my affections
Matthew Ferris Fitzgerald. 24.
Music is my lord savior
Best brother in the world.
I will sell my soul for a burrito and nachos.
[Disclaimer: Charlie Puth is Matthew's voice double person when it comes to singing. You can find his channel here.]
Aw… I think you’re awesomesauce too, Matthew.
Duh! Oh—-so you have sheet music and all that? Do I get to ask what we’re singing or is it a surprise?
Aw shucks. Thanks.
I have it all! It’s a surprise for everyone else. I’ll tell you when we do it. Tomorrow, maybe?
Just for reference, it’s not.
Kind of hurts, actually. Probably the best part about being here is that I don’t have to deal with that anymore.
I didn’t think it was. Sounds gross.
Yeah I’m sure that sucked. My sister punched me in the sack once because I asked how bad her cramps hurt.
And the removal of the tampon is supposed to be sexual?
You wanna sing with me?
I’d love that, actually…
Of course I do! Your awesomesauce.
Really? I have a song in mind and everything to.
No hyphen, dude. I’ve never read the books - what tampon scene? That sounds fucking horrifying.
Oh. Got it. He pulls it and then sticks his thing in. My friend read the exert to me once. Terrorfying.
I’ve been thinking of posting another recording. Like, a legitimate recording…
Please do! That actually reminds me of a thing.
The real question is; which is more violent?
Well I don’t know. I have read a few articles about 50 Shades and they bash how abusive it is. And I think the tam-pon seen wins grossest thing ever. So.
How does someone go from Pacific Rim to 50 Shades of Grey? Honestly.
Last night, we spoke of a fatal shooting that has left a City X resident dead. We haven’t been able to do an accurate sketch as of yet, but, more witnesses have stepped forward describing the suspect. He is a Caucasian male, sandy blonde hair, about 5’9/5’10, and last seen wearing a red hoodie with jeans. He was also seen getting into a black car with make no one has been really clear on.
We have gotten a confirmation on the victim, and he was Marek Tomaszewski. He died at the scene with no hopes of revival. Witnesses say that he was attempting to help a boy getting ruthlessly beaten by the suspect only to get shot. What a noble, but, unfair way to go.