you desired my attention

but denied my affections


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Matthew Ferris Fitzgerald. 24.
Music is my lord savior
Best brother in the world.
I will sell my soul for a burrito and nachos.

[Disclaimer: Charlie Puth is Matthew's voice double person when it comes to singing. You can find his channel here.]



So—- 

hazelnut-x:

Aw… I think you’re awesomesauce too, Matthew.

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Duh! Oh—-so you have sheet music and all that?  Do I get to ask what we’re singing or is it a surprise?

Aw shucks. Thanks.

I have it all! It’s a surprise for everyone else. I’ll tell you when we do it. Tomorrow, maybe?



lilyoxford:

Just for reference, it’s not.

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Kind of hurts, actually. Probably the best part about being here is that I don’t have to deal with that anymore.

I didn’t think it was. Sounds gross.

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Yeah I’m sure that sucked. My sister punched me in the sack once because I asked how bad her cramps hurt. 


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#dash #lily

lilyoxford:

And the removal of the tampon is supposed to be sexual?

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Apparently?

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#dash #lily

So—- 

hazelnut-x:

You wanna sing with me?

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I’d love that, actually…

Of course I do! Your awesomesauce. 

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Really? I have a song in mind and everything to.


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#dash #hazel

So—- 

hazelnut-x:

What thing?

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We should record together. 

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#dash #hazel

lilyoxford:

No hyphen, dude. I’ve never read the books - what tampon scene? That sounds fucking horrifying.

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Oh. Got it. He pulls it and then sticks his thing in. My friend read the exert to me once. Terrorfying.

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#ooc; ignore the text thank #dash #lily

So—- 

hazelnut-x:

I’ve been thinking of posting another recording. Like, a legitimate recording…

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Please do! That actually reminds me of a thing.

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lilyoxford:

The real question is; which is more violent?

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Well I don’t know. I have read a few articles about 50 Shades and they bash how abusive it is. And I think the tam-pon seen wins grossest thing ever. So.

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#dash #lily

How does someone go from Pacific Rim to 50 Shades of Grey? Honestly.

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#cxstarter

CHANNEL 9 MORNING NEWS; 

cityx-rp:

Last night, we spoke of a fatal shooting that has left a City X resident dead. We haven’t been able to do an accurate sketch as of yet, but, more witnesses have stepped forward describing the suspect. He is a Caucasian male, sandy blonde hair, about 5’9/5’10, and last seen wearing a red hoodie with jeans. He was also seen getting into a black car with make no one has been really clear on.

We have gotten a confirmation on the victim, and he was Marek Tomaszewski. He died at the scene with no hopes of revival. Witnesses say that he was attempting to help a boy getting ruthlessly beaten by the suspect only to get shot. What a noble, but, unfair way to go.

No.

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